Thursday, December 29, 2005
THE EVIL HOMEWORK
In the lands of foo there lived a nice, kind, handsome, generous, cool, sublime king called jfoo. Jfoo was a happy man everyday he indulged himself in cool and meaningful activities such as training up his dragonknight, chaos knight, omniknight and rogueknight into stronger and better warriors to defend his frozen throne. peace reigned in the land of foo and everyday was as bright as the sunshine. Diplomacy wif the neighbourin kingdoms such as thailand was also never better since king jfoo visited these countries on a regular basis to erm have cross cultural exchanges.
One day, the earth shock and darknes covered the entire land of foo. as the earth trembled, out rose a gigantic monster, the ancient of ancients had awaken. Homework was reborned. With the wrath of rubidium and water, Homework ravaged the lands of foo with gushes of equations. The area damaged inflicted on the lands due to loci was huge and the high taxes made on the peasants drove them to hunger. The knights were no match of the great homework and were all slain by a single burst of essays and structured questions. As the minions of homework the maccluarin destroyed and killed countless innocents, the mighty homework tore down great buildings with the strenth of the government.
DESPAIR AND ANGUISH FOLLOWED WHEREEVER HOMWORK WENT.....
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
DOOM!! N i am so not talking abt the game but myself manz ..i realised i am finished sia haha yesterdays hightlights
1) went to bloody metro sale wif at least 1000 ppl cramp into a space of less than 3000 square feet sia...and than i went lookin around for cloths but all not nice man so being the super nice and gui son i volunteered to queue for my mother who was busy tryin all sorts of stuff...but anywayz i started from the back of the hall which was 100m from the front and i realised that the queue begin from the front of the hall and went like this
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ok i figured u got the idea lah basically when i start quein got at least 400 ppl in front of me sia...WTH man first time in my entire 17 years of my life i queue for a bloody 1 hr to buy stuff tat all doent belong to me sia..at least the things are free still say nvm man wth lah..it goes to show singaporeans will allways be singaporeans manz....sales = seows
so basically there goes 1 afternoon and than at nite go grandmas house so = 0 homework done!!!!!!!!
TODAYS HIGHLIGHTS
1) watched narnia wif my bro this mornin coz he say he wanted to..so like whole mornin gone but at least the show was quite nice man than afternoon went wif my parents to make atm card copz they tired of givin me money say i take too much liaoz lah wth manz!!! okz anywayz went to cut my hair after tat which looks super cool now haha
moral 1 day burnt again
conclusion= 0 work done
final conclusion= i am DEAD!!!!
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Sunday, December 25, 2005
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE...HOHOHO HAHA
wat a wondeful day it is today..i juz hope it streches on forever manz haha went out wif my church frens this mornin and it was real cool manz haha saw some vj ppl hanging out at city hall haha wah and than on the way back to tampines, came the hightlight for today hahaha
As i got down from the mrt i saw a very very very short little gal boardin the train the opposite side hmm and on a closer look i realised it was debbie( tats so not the hightlight by the way) haha the hightlight was the guy she was entering the mrt wif haha i repeat a GUY haha who is from our school haha but i am nice..i wun name who haha apparently she looked quite paiseh haha well she tried to cover up manz but u know haha 2 ppl hanging out tog haha that probably explains everything man haha on christmas somemore sia...wat a romantic erm...outing hahaha
oh wellz basically saw quite a lot of ppl today haha and i bought this super cool pink shirt from U2 manz haha i tell u its the coolest shirt alive manz..haha its sublime cool hahaha i wan a new phone haha shall try to act gui tmr manz haha oh wellz christmas is goin to be over soon..i feel so sad manz haiz means sch goin to start AHHHHHHHHH.........haha
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah
i think i have lost it MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Thursday, December 22, 2005
life's juz perfect haha....i realised i mia super long liaoz haha well was busy wif church camp and stuff after my thailand trip u knowz..haha and i realise i am super careless these days man...during the camp, we were havin camp fire and as i was walkin in the dark, i accidently stepped on a nail.. and i seriously mean A NAIL...not those small small needle this one is at least 5 cm long and 2 mm thick and it sunk into my leg...wth man haha at first i was like hmm why like got something in my leg one sia..than i lift my leg up and feel and started to feel wet gluey stuff which i concluded was blood...vat the heck manz haha well so i ended up limpin all the way home that day haha..but the camp was really really nice and fun man haha a pity i had to limped back...yah than daniel call me say they want to play lan at katong and my fingers were quite itchy u know so i limped to katong to meet them and limped around the area b4 limpin home...
wellz i woke up this mornin and decided that i shd see a doc u know since i like heard so much abt this thing call erm titunus( think i spell wrongly) which u can get from steppin on rusty nails u know....so i limped to the clinic downstairs to see wat the doctor had to say loh...wellz when i reach there the doc was like whd u like a jab? so being the cooperative and nice me i said "surez no probs" and immediately regretted it when he took out a stringe wif a needle 10cm long...i was like WTH!!!! OMG man he never even wait for me to say i am ready loh..he juz chiong and plunge the whole thing in man i was like!!!! well so not i hav a painful hand and leg sia...juz perfect haha if thats not bad enough i went out to collect my medicine and realise to my horror that the bill was $50 dollars!!!!!! And i only brought 43!!! so wat to do i had to limp home get money and limp back manz....juz perfect hahaha hope that my parents bring me somewhere cool today haha i haven bought my christmas present hehe haha something to look forward too :)
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Dilemma.. i have come to the conclusion that me and BJ are destined to have similar problems in our life manz....woke up this morning at 11 coz my church fren call me and they told me tat my church event change to 17 Dec at 630 pm i was like half asleep...and than i suddenly tot why 17 dec sound so familiar one sia...OH NOSI got band concert wah seh how sia sure kana scolded by gan die liaoz already loh wah seh as i was contemplating on wat to do i decided to change back my sim card coz when i went thailand i used my mummy's sim card haha got autoroaming...anywayz i switched on my phone and instantly got a msg...on 17 dec Alvin lim is inviting all his frens and ex classmates to his house....hmm as i ate my breakfast i was thinkin why this date look so familiar again....and i nearly choked on my kana toast lahz!!!!!
WATS WIF THE WHOLE WORLD AND 17DECEMBER????????????
Why everyone like tat day so much sia??? is it an auspicious date or something?/ wah seh i hate to choose between events to go lohz...its so wat the heck lahz 2 at least okz but 3 is like WTH MANZ!!!! might as well jump down sia...i think i each place go 10 mins lah than i shall do the most impartial thing i can think of manz....go home and sleep after that.....dotz man i seriously dun ind havin a headache that day...haha than i got a valid reason not to go for anything wah seh i think i am crazy manz...i am cursing myself and in thailand everyone whd call me BAAH.....
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Monday, December 12, 2005
Thailand. The land of a thousand smiles haha or so they say and it seems that the people there are very friendly haha..well it turns out that this is indeed a trainin trip since i sail like 3 out of 5 days days and the last day cant even be counted as 1 so its 3 out of 4 days coz i spend like 5 hrs travellin and 3 hrs stonin in the bangkok airport wth loh..so i din manage to get stuff for everyone manz i am soo sorryz ppl....
Anywayz we basically lived and trained at their thai national sailing centre which also happens to be a naval base lah haha so like all the instructors there all got rank one sia like lieutenant, sergant and of course the biggest shot there is called an admiral lahz haha....wah seh i tell u arz thailand the weather and seawater thrash singapore upside down left right and centre sia...although the sun is also freakin hot there theres like very cool air and wind man and the waters are crystal clear wif little waves sia...i dun mind sailing there forever sia....haha so we spend 3 days trainin wif some thai national sailors and made very good frens wif them hahaha
From my thai frens i manage to grasp the basic language of thai...okz u muz understand the jfoo version of basics for any language.. in my context i deem it most important to know first the greetings for that language, the thanks yous, tellin someone his stuff is expensive, how to say a gal is chio, a guy is handsome and most important of all how to curse a bloody shopkeeper who's tryin to cheat ur money haha so yah in my context haha i can speak thai....yah!!!!! hahaha
Interesting things that happen...
1)hmm haha i realised that i am not very good at bargaining sia...luckily i got my frens haha the gals especially..it seems like they have been doin this all their lived lah haha they can cut prices like theres no tmr for the shopkeeper manz haha...
2) In singapore we have geylang for our redlight district in thailand everywheres a red light district...its like every gal u see whos around 20 something and alone is a hooker lah...its damn sad man and all the ang mohs whichi is like 50% of the population of thai all have a local "babe" in their arms....damn sad
3) Seeing a gay or transexuals in thailand is like seeing couples holdin hand in singapore...its like a social norm in their culture i can swear than 20 gals i saw wear skirts are guys lahz...damn sad
4)Everysingle freaking vcd and dvd shop along the road sells porn dvds and vcds lahz man...this country is freaking SICK!!!!!!!!
5)Shopkeepers give damn high prices for the items they sell which my frens whd gladly slash everything in half man...this place is daylight robbery manz
6)There are no pretty gals in thailand....absoluetly ZERO!!!! this is one super duper sad country manz....ok lah got a few is adverage but the rest is might as well jump down sia....
haha went sailing from island to island in thailand...which is damn fun manz haha checked out unknown islands sia that had corals and sea urchins and turtles haha for the first time in my entire bloody life of 6 years in sailing i actually felt that this is not such a useless sport after all manz haha for the first time manz....haha oh wellz its juz good to be back manz haha though being back means a lot of things haiz.... hmm juz as an thought haha does anyone want to watch kingkong??? something to look forward too amidst my huge amount of work...hahaha
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Interesting discovery made by jfoo today...after looking at the liset of SEA games winners and the prize money they have won i have juz realised that many of my sailing frens are currently very rich people.....and i seriously mean rich in terms of a 17 year old perspective.....lookin at the amt they won juz made me reflect on the amt of money i had in my wallet today which is like non existent?? Than again gan die will porbably say something like " hen dou meh?" since tats probably juz 1 or 2 months of his allowance.....ok breaking away from the MONEY NO ENOUGH factor....
in other stories my wireless is goin to come tmr...yah!! haha but that probably means tonite i cannot go online they will probably cut the line...haiz but oh wellz i juz gotta wait till tmr mornin...well but than again nite i dun do much except play games wif ppl and yeterday was OMG...haha it seems our class ppl dota too pro liaoz coz ppl leave the game aft playin wif us for like 15 mins?? wth lah haha apparently 1 noob which is me is not enough to make ppl stay in the game...in other words maybe being noob's not such a bad thing after all haha...and to daniel haha dark deeds was a horrendous game....i still dun understand the game play loh????
Well in approximately 27 hours time i will be on my way to thailand..well though it not really much but its something to look forward for u know leaving this country and its system.... sounds like the matrix haha oh wellz....so much for an interesting day haha junlong wanted to ice skate initailly i think but once again due to commitments here and there by many impt individuals they din go bah.... or maybe they did hmm haha i am not sure...the point i want to make though is that its nearly impossible to do things as a class liaoz haha....nearly.....
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Monday, December 05, 2005
Once again due to sheer boredom, i shall reply to tracy's chain blog....oh my gosh juz the sound of it is utterly lame lahz...if i ever want to get chained to anything it whd definately not be a blog...ok no link but anywayz 5 random and weird stuff abt myself...hmmz
1) i am 17 and single.......which may not be such a bad thing after i heard wat gan die saw 2 particular couples doin on the bus...i shall not divulge the names of this particular couple but lets say their conduct whd be erm simply put....inappropriate PDA
2) i like to read nonsence no link books that whd prove utterly useless to my gp... i have tried to force myself to read up on stuff like current affairs but they simply arent my cup of tea....this hols current count 7 nonsence books
3) I think dota is fun and i encourage everyone out there wif no life to play it...haha and u will find fulfillment in life....
4) i am a pig by nature and i consider it a sin to wake up anytime earlier than 930 if i have nothing to do on that day...simply put while others need 6 hours of sleep, i need at least 10 durin the hols.....haha
5) last but not least i think we shd all chill out more in life...but up to now i havent been able to apply this theory to myself....hmm maybe its coz hot people like me find it harder to chill?? hahahaha
oh wellz so there u have it 5 weird and random stuff abt me haha...actually i think i have more than 5 bah coz some ppl juz think i am weird in general haha i will take tat as a compliment though..weird means unique and unique means special hahaha now to sabo 5 ppl...hmmz i hav a serious lack of ppl sia i dun know many outside ppl wif blogs so its only class ppl and those in sing hahaha
1) MUNTY!!! HAHA
2) DANIEL!!!( it will be a miracle though)
3) JUNLONG!! ( another miracle haha)
4) Justina?? ( dun know who else in singapore sia think she comin back..)
5) Steph?? ( curious haha)
oh my gosh haha anywayz class outin was quite fun yesterday haha we ate ba chou mee at bedok and watched aeon flux at princess haha its not bad sia tat place..nex time we can go there aft sch u know hahaha...its cheap though the chair u sit too long might get back pain one haha hmm 2 more days to thailand trip..haha something to look forward to....
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Friday, December 02, 2005
and life goes on......wah seh i feel so bored now i am actually trying to understand the world each day haha...but seriously man today i was so bored that i actually went runnin after like 4 mths?? wth lah haha some more my mummy dun let me dota tonite....tats like takin away my entire life lah wah piang man wheres the love? hmm maybe she scared i get addicted which is quite true oh wellz i will juz hav to live wif it
ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS SUN CLASS OUTIN!!!
wah seh i tell u this is super last minute one lah haiz but than its better than sitting at home watching the Sunday prime time movie which i think is super no life haha so juz come lah...for starters its better than nothin and we mite not get this chances nex year coz we all will be like super busy haha so lets have like some covalent and ionic bonds this hols u know..ok i am getting lame...as a final thought can like pls reply my msg on who's goin haha dun want to wait for ppl who are not u know....
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
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