If adam smith was my ah gong.......
yup....technically 1 more days to my econs paper and i have totally given up on my chinese. haha i shall resort to my last minute chinese techniques( shall not go into the details, i fear my blog has been bugged) and hopefully i will scrap a pass. yupz, i am definately not an ambitious guys when it comes to chinese after all i do not believe theres a point in knowing your roots, whats most important is that you get to eat the fruit. so much for chinese. Yes ladies and gentlement, i shall get to the point of the topic of today. What if Adam smith was my ah gong? It seems that studying too much econs is not as good as it seems and yes i am lagging behind. Here are some facts that will happen if adam smith was my ah gong...
1) i will be called alan smith and will be playing in the EPL like now....so screw econs...i rather face the wrath of sir alex furgeson than sit for econs promos!!!
2)I will chop of my hands in silent protest against my ah gong for coming up with the invinsible hand theory.....hopeful in a bid to maybe change the name to "jfoo's hand" so even if i fail its the result of my own hand and not some invinsible one...fail also must have reason wad...........
3)I will make sure the show Mr and Mrs Smith gets across to the econs teacher markin my essay.....if i fail my parents will shoot him....after shooting me of coz:(
4) last but not least if adam smith was my ah gong, wad the shit am i doing studying econs here??? I think i will be better of studyin at UK.....wads wrong wif our education?????
In conclusion, adam smith could not have been my ah gong because for one, my econs suck. Two, i am chinese!!!!( screw the chinese paper!1) Three, here i am typing with my hands.....well ppl have fun studyin for econs....have a good day : )
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