I'm Back : )
Yes, a fantastic week in which i found out how much i actually dun understand physics, chem, maths and econs.... its really such an amazement how difficult a math and chem paper can actually be...thinking abt it juz makes me feel sick... yes!!! finally the last stupid paper in which i havent done anything abt except maybe watchin my usual drama serials has arrived!! CHINESE... yes i am finally free after this paper......free?? i tot i was free until i received a phone call askin me whether i want to train tmr or not...TRAIN...TMR!! wat shit lor...those ppl are really sailing fanatics sia aft paper chiong trainin...as much as i whd like to join them i have not yet loss my senses....haiz no wonder i am like the slackest in sailin but seriously who on earth trains aft their last paper?? wat type of sick life is that man......
things that i muz do right after midyears
1)mug
2)mug
3)mug
in other words i shall aim to become like glen....haiz cant afford to screw my life any worst liaoz this is seriously a super disastrous mid years.....Oh my oh my....i still have my inter school to worry abt....wah
now for some cool stuff heres a song i have been listenin on my mp3 it is super cool.....
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a foo of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
when you see what you had done
Give everyone my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should u do, well let me choose
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a foo of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
when you see what you had done
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a foo of everyone
A foo of everyone
A foo of everyone
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a foo of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
when you see what you had done
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a foo of everyone
A foo of everyone
A foo of everyone
Now juz imagine if u made a foo of everyone....how nice would the world be...foo's everywhere.. : )
sailed in at [11:23:00 PM]
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Beautiful day???
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
wah if only this was true loh......haha.......wat a day!!! haha went back for math today early in the morning....was late as usual haha and didnt even realise that lesson started some one hour after i came sia...ok according to tracy maybe 1 hr 15mins...haha after math i decided to be a good boy and go home ...haha(actually this one is got no choice one...nobody want to mug in sch sia...than tracy and clary go amk lib...wth :( okok i ended up eating with my mum loh..haha it was quite fun until she tell me she want to go shopping.....wat on earth lor i got midyears nex week she tell me she want to shop than i had to go home myself loh :( sooo sad right...wats tis sia..juz becoz great singapore sales..okok at least she bought some stuff for me..haha but i seriously cant fathom wats wif gals and shopping its like they are attracted like a covalent bond...which happens to be stronger than a hydrogen bond, a dipole dipole attraction, and dispersion forces loh...Oh no wat am i typing liaoz sia..haha haiz my midyears is at good as byebye liaoz lah...in japan their sucide bombers called kamikaze...i shall call myself a JamiFooze....hmm sounds weird ok nvm haha...Kamikazes are the proud and patriotic people as for me...i have decided to stay true to slackers inc...and bomb muggertopia....oh no i am seriously way off..haha..watever it is JamiFooze shall attempt to mug anyway juz so to get a less painful death haha ....................
sailed in at [2:39:00 PM]
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Some father's day......
woke up this morning and some forgot its father's day until my dad some left the house wif my mum at 8 30 loh....wah sianz...this type of thing also can forget i am so disappointed wif myself loh my memory was nv tis bad one lehz...muz be stupid midyears, making me more blur each day sia....so ironic right...midyears make u blur?? isnt it suppose to like heighten ur senses, make u smarter and more alert...turn u into some spiderman?? well sadly as it is not true...the oppsite is more true in fact..haha...Oh well at least i made up to him wif some msg...haha so insincre but wat do do...
Went to play soccer early in the morning wif some church frens, realised my skills deteriote until super bad loh...haiz...it was non exsistent already in the first place...now its atrocious....i need my 4g gang back..haha than maybe will improve again hahaha...haiz soooo long nv play soccer liaoz i think i am becomin more and more gay everyday loh........than afternoon went to church was super cool..haha
By now u would have realised that the word mug has not yet pop up in my dictionary loh....wah sick i am like left with some 7 days!!!!! hahaha tmr shall be jfoo's start to muggerishness if not thats it for me liaoz....somehow i muz squeeze in batman begins tmr night sia...batman rocks....haha well done to myself man i really muz learn how to spell one word tmr..only one word... F-O-C-U-S........
sailed in at [1:00:00 PM]
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Citizens of Muggertopia.....
And so as the day closes to an end, so begins a new chapter of mine life....one now without training...............for the first time in my life, i am goin to say i will seriously miss trainin and would rather train anytime than mug!!! haiz...2 weeks of no trainin for studyin and midyears....will it seriously work?? Isnt it a little too late?? Is there still any hope in this world?? Why muz sailors take mid years?? I have been through this conversation like a few hundred times with my seniors(ok mainly mabel..haha) and she givs me the same stupid response...we try every year to convince them we shd not take, but we end up taking every year!!!Wah sick...i have approximately a total of more than 20 chapters (chem, physics, econs and math)in one week b4 i can officially like at least pass midyears!!!!!that allows me like a minimal of 4 chapters one day!!!! How to finish????? and after that, i prob havent done a single pass year paper or tys qns!!!! Faced with this huge problem and dilemma, i might consider resignin from slackers inc. and try to join muggertopia as a citizen....muggertopia btw is this huge soc in vjc that most ppl are in...since they spend 99% of their time muggin!! In order to be a muggertopian, u muz first mug mug mug and mug like a dog!!!!
I am sorry clary!!(presdent of slackers inc. who seems to be a spy for muggertopia...since he began muggin) but i might have to say the muggers pledge....
we the citizens of muggertopia,
pledge ourselves as one super big mugger.
Regardless of science, language or arts
to build a muggerish society
base on mugging, mugging and mugging
so lets achieve focus, muggerishness
and As for all our papers!!!!!!!!
Oh well....at the end the day its not the book mugging u but u mugging the book....okok dun know wat on earth i am writing liaoz...haha looks like the thoughts of imminent death looming over me is too much for me to bear..haha oh well shall do my best to cushion my fall.....haha(mug mug mug)
sailed in at [2:38:00 PM]
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Embarrassments in life..
haha well....woke up at 8 today juz to go tranining wah...than it started to rain wah sick....the wind juz died like no bodies business u know...waste my entire mornin...end up mugging with the sailing ppl at bk to mug....oh well and so begin a series of utterly paiseh incidents
Incident 1) was toking to the sailing ppl in bk on wat time to come tmr..haha since we did not have training today we tot of trainin in the morning tmr...and in the progress of our conversation, we overhead another grp of gals tokin abt buyin buying tau hua from some food centre and me bein jfoo was a bit off.....so i went" so how tmr training wat time?? come in the morning arz...dun pangseh" and being me i juz added" dun go food court buy tau hua" a bit too loud arz....this brought some stares from the table and charis and lala looked as if they were about to bury their heads somewhere...quote form charis" jonathan foo...u are an embarrassment to society.."
Incident2)Arz.....this ones the worst. Curse sbs for building bus doors at minimal height...and curse myself for trying to act like some pro, cool dude....as i was alighting the bus, me being jfoo tried to cover 2 steps down in one. technically it was possible, it was feasible as i had long legs...but i forgot something...MY HEAD!!! arh...as i leap down like a true blue pro jumper, my head came crashing on the top of the door....wat shit lor the bang was so loud everyone in the bus stared....wah i was so paiseh, but had to act cool lor..pretend nothing happen and walk on......wah lau!!!
wah...2 incidents top the day man..haha and i really havent gone down to muggin like a dog....oh no better start soon....okok now!!! haha
sailed in at [11:13:00 PM]
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html woes....
What a day...haha...as usual i was havin probs with html who doesnt want to be mine fren : ( haha its seems that not matter how i fiddle with it and no matter wat nonsence i type, it doesnt work the way i want it too....imagine my utter horror when my tagboard appeared right at the top of my blog at dead center ...ARH.... whoever invented html, they obviously did not spare a tot abt poor helpless souls like me.....(oh yes..those of u who i happen to forget to link..haha u can blame manda...i claim utter ignorance on this matter, but shall try to be html literate from now on...)
so much for blogging haha...muz really thank manda for helpin me this mornin while we were doin pw...haha if not my blog whould still be in an utter mess...haha Oh well, i ended up muggin wif manda and just today, and i tell u those 2 are so noisy that i can hear them wif my mp3 blastin in my ears....my goodness gracious me...they tok and tok like some chirpin birds on topics wif no relevance to watsoever subject they are muggin.... no wonder only 2 ppl in the whole sch can stand them(ok..i enterin dangerous grounds..haha) Some piece of advice to whoever is goin to study wif them.....make sure u have an mp3 wif u...and if they get too loud juz turn back and giv them a hard stare and say'mug lah...tok tok tok so much..i tell(****) than u know' this method works for 99% of the times...the other 1% good luck....
haha...so much for mugging today, other interestin happenings include meetin jeremy at noon today on the way out for lunch...apparently the choir are practisin for a performance at the esplanade...and jem kindly gav us a preview by singin an opera in chinese for us(it was quite entertainin....)....haha we even found out that he was a "bass section leader" although i hav no idea wats that but it sounds like a big shot...haha other interestin findings include...realising that a chicken mcwing has less calories than a big mac....the sch is changin the tiles for the concourse...(so muc money...so noisy...)...how not to get con when u go to china....and last but not least jfoo looks better today compared to yest...haha : )
sailed in at [11:54:00 PM]
The dawn of a new begining
due to popular demand...haha i have decided to start a new blog...haha..hopefully this would spark a new beginning in my currently quite sad life too..oh well let me first begin by sayin how screwed i am for my midyears...haha after countless weeks of sailing..it has finally hit me that i am left with 11days to mug for midyears... not counting my trainin days...OH NO!!!!! In a situatuion like this there can only be a few options left....1) mc for the whole of midyears week.....2) dun slp,dun eat,dun even think abt anything but STUDYING!!!!! 3) Start prayin hard now that god will give u divine relavation when u sit for the paper....(all the maths qns become like 1+1=?...which of course u will write 11) 4)hand in a blank piece of paper for midyears and say...'i am a planet lover, i dun kill trees' and pray that the teacher is in earthwatch and so will be impressed by u...... the last method is the ultimate method and muz only be attempted if methods 1,2,3 &4 are sure to fail...it is quite simply actually...only one word 5)CHEAT!!!!!
However, bein the nice honest boy that i am...with a high sense of morality and integrity....i shall sit for my midyears like a true blue victorian....and fail like one too....haha oh well...no matter wat happens....i muz try to some mug now....but i got no motivation...ARH!!!! haha so begins my now public blog haha......oh yes man...sailing is getting more and more fun....i dun know y...but i am begining to enjoy trainings again like i use to do a few years back....we had so much fun today although the wind was so strong and we were totally dead when we came back to shore...haha maybe i have been stuck with the losers back than for too long...haha...wats life if there is no fun....
sailed in at [12:57:00 PM]
hellos
hellos people out there..! for the record, i'm not jfoo.. but manda the great ((: jfoo owe me a big big big big favour. cuz i help him put up his links.. haha.. so ppl who see your names under his links, u better start thanking me. if you dun see your name there.. erm.. its not my fault lar. blame it on foo who doesn't understand html for nuts.. [i didn't say it! he said he sucks at it.. hahahha. :p]
now we are supposed to be doing our pw.. but.. oops! haha.. slacking away. ((:
k lar.. shall stop here. tata*
sailed in at [11:12:00 AM]
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